Worst Case Scenarios

No swingin lothario
No intrepid impressario
No bikini clad beach in Rio
I'm the king of the Worst Case Scenario

I think 'em bad, I think 'em blue sky
I think 'em with the chips stacked high
I like em to hurt
And I like them with the luck gone dry

But it's not because I'm so dark
And it's not because I like bein' blue
It's coz no matter how much I plan
I'm caught off guard and without a clue.